Markface's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[: Door Holding :]

You know what I think?

You whip out the same, reused animation sequences, stick on a squeaky voice and rant on about complete horseshit that people already knew.

Hell, I could get out there and talk about how 'Assholes are bad', slap on some horrible animation and get a whopping amount of replies from kids who think I'm actually insightful?

"HAHA! I hate it when people do that! We're on the same page"...

I'd hold a little more respect for this horribly painted, piss poor excuse for an animation if you included more animation and less of your secluded, repetitive thoughts.

Trust me... it's old.

[Intruder Returns]

It was ok.

It was like madness but with better visuals... much better visuals.

The animation was incredibly fluent, unbelievably realistic and looked great. Overall this was a scenically beautiful animation.

It just lacked a storyline is all. That's the difference between something this good and a real story. The standard "Run in and kill everyone for no explained reason" fucking sucks. I cannot express that enough.

If you created just a scratch of a storyline you would of recieved a much higher score, you would of won the weekly first and probably have a top 3 placing for monthly animations.

As well animated and visually exciting as this was, it was boring as all hell.

[My Screen Name]

I can't stop laughing...

Meatspin...

Anyway, I love you style, amazing and humourous animationcocks.

[StickMan's Day Off]

Hmm...

Some of the effects in this were great. The splatters, the explosions etc. They were so fluent and well animated/drawn.

The only let down was that you used sticks. It's why your score is so low.

[Super short Movies]

Nice...

Hell, I couldn't even understand most of it and it was funny... how the shit does that work?

[Armadah Action Squad Ep1]

I love everything.

Absolute gold, your humour is like none other.

[Flash Dancer]

Wonderful

It's so rare something with this sort of context scores so high. Why's that? Because none of them arn't nearly as stylish and fluently animated as this.

Amazing stuff, great song choice too.

DonkeysBazooka responds:

yeah its funny, my score was actually higher before it got the review crew pick award and people started watching it :-X... phooey

[Bytesize]

Lovely

I'm glad you posted these, I would of missed them.

Wonderful to see such a wide variety of talent from Newgrounds finest.

And I mean finest as in... FIIIIIIIIIIIINE.

[TLTFT 2008 Round 5 Collab]

Great work, again.

Once again, the same horrible situation arose. There were some VERY good animations and some bad ones.

You have the talent there, raise the bar. Do not let the people creating mediocre animations drag you down or steal your awards, keep the good and dispose of the bad.

While he didn't get the best score I enjoyed Drifts' piece the best, the only reason I didn't have much enjoyment from x-bags was that it was too choppy, but showed some great artistic talent if he had spent a lil' more time on it.

Good work, keep it up guys!

TeamXHawk responds:

I can't... "raise the bar" since the competition (TLTFT, THE LONG TIME FLASH TOURNAMENT) is open for everyone.

But next year TLTFT will have categories : beginner, inter and pro and there will be separate collabs for each category.

Thanks, we will, roudn 6 collab is already finished and I'm makign the collab and round 7 started yesterday. :)

[The All Stars Collab]

It's clear who the real winners are.

The pieces were either REALLY good, or REALLY bad.

Jombo, absolutely hilarious. Hands down the best piece in this collab, great work.
Southphase, best animation and visuals. It worked great, absolutely loved your style, quite different from the other sticks.

Also honors to Mr. Potatohead for the wonderful blood splatter.

I'd like to see more of this.

TeamXHawk responds:

And you will see more ! Check out the TLTFT collabs at my Flash section in my profile. There are some great animators there too. And lots of collabs are still to come.

And with this I'd like to announce that TLTFT 2008 Round 5 Collab will most probably be released tomorrow so stay tuned 2good2b4goten ;)